What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

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Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

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Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

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Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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why does the man appear fat he is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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