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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Romans rights.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

How old are you? 7

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

There's my tractor.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Women's Rights.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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