What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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