- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

Whose your daddy? Not me

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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