- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

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