- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

What's better than a stick? A stone

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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