How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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kennah campion when she talks

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

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