- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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