Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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Hi

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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