Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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Bitch

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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Boob

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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What is cowboy say

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Anti Joke

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