- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Its true, he didnt write that!!

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

Actually it was me Josh brown

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