Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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one morning i turned on my tv

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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Anti Joke

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