- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

The GOV and the WHO?

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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