- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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