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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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