- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Jewwy Jewstein

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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