- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

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