- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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