Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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