- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

a skinny sumo wrestler

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

The government

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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