Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

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Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

what goes boo a sock

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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