- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

There was once a man who lived in a box.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

whats my name? Matt

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Pickles

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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