- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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