- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Ehh

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Gay rights.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

an american walks out of a strip club.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

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