- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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