- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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