What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

where's mom I killed her

Why are white people white? I don't know

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

My jeans

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. Due to the height of the fall, one of his ribs pierced his heart and he also suffered extensive head trauma and internal bleeding due to the force when he hit the floor, where he lay in agony for several hours before dying a slow, painful death.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...