- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??