- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

read this sentence again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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