- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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