Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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