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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

i keep getting thumbs down...

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

The GOV and the WHO?

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

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