Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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What is worst than 1 baby dead in a microwave? 2 babies dead in the same microwave !

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

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An elderly lady walks into a grocery store, and nothing of a great significance happens.

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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