- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Adam Chebali is awesome

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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