- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

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