- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

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