- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

i am writing this because i felt like it.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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