- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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