What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only anal because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

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1. Go to the WRITE YOUR OWN! section on this website. 2. Check the box on "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service." 3. The Submit button should become available for clicking. 4. Now uncheck the box. 5. Thumbs up if the Submit button is still available. -BG_Shank_A

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Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Anti Joke

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