so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Boob

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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What is cowboy say

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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one morning i turned on my tv

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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