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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

class is canceled. My professor died.

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