Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapeled on to the elephant.

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

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a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

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Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

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whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, seeing as the slaughterhouse was directly across the road from the farm where the chicken lived, the man who owned the farm led his flock of chickens across the street when they were of age and fattened up so that they could be inhumanly massacred in order to process an order of chicken nuggets.

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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What is white and long? A New York winter

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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