- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

What's 9+10 Ebola

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

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