Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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Chlamydia

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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