Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

A black man walks out of a police station

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

i keep getting thumbs down...

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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