- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

What are annoying? Ads.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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