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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

Robin, get in the car!

Read a Book.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

Why? Why not?

Why did the chicken cross the road...

A: Knock Knock B: 7

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

masturbating on a tarc bus

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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