Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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