- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Cripples are lame.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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