- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Women's Rights.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Ebola

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Error 37.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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