Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

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Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

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So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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