- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

What do you call an blank test? an F

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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