Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

Anti-jokes are funny.

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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