A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

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What's one plus one? two.

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Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

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What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

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What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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