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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

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Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

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