- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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