Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

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whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

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- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

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knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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