Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

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Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

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where do some birds live in? Earth

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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