- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

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