- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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