What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

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What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

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A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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