- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

knock knock who's there ?

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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