When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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Beka has AIDS

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

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I had a lemon. hi.

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A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

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Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

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why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

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There's now a sandwich named after Jerry Sandusky, it's got 60 year old meat stuffed between buns barely out of the oven.

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Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

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No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

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You had 10 bricks on an airplane, you throw one. How many do you now have? 9. How do you get the elephant in the fridge? Open the fridge put the elephant in. How do you get the giraffe in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in. There was an animal meeting, all animals were invited. Which animal was missing? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge. An old woman wants to cross a river that was full of crocodiles. How does she cross without getting eaten? The crocodiles were at the animal meeting, so she got across safely. She dies anyways. What happened? She was hit by the brick.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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DAAAAAAAAMN! I AM BEHIND THE SQUARE WHEEL AGAIN! AND THAT SHIT IS POINTY! PRETENDING TO CARE IS SUCH A HASSLE! Anyway, I hope you know I was joking (otherwise you would totally be,not as smart as I thought) but yeah lets see, I am the fourth most pointless MAN, after "The square wheel", "My wife" (:)) I guess some guy just married the wrong wife huh?) And the the fucking wheel is a billion times more manly than Justin Bible or whatever you called that... Thing, and that wheel is made from a female tree! What? HAVE THE LAST COMMENT? I DO NOT GET HAVE! I GET TAKE BY FORCE! Well as far as comments and go, and sex of course.

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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