- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

Your face is hilarious.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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