- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

Yo Mama just died.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

I have cancer. And you're next.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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