- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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