- Anti Joke

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Get up Look in the mirror

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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