- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

it was all Tagart

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

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