a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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silver bullet?

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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