roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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How do you make the general public confused? ...

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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