- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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