What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Everybody will die

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

Incidentally,on the subject of friends, when do you actually classify someone as a friend? Is it: When you have been to each others' house; When you have had an intelligent conversation more than once; When you have stayed for dinner; Or perhaps simply when each has decided that the other is worth the air that they breathe? [L]

Why did the man fall off of his bike? Because he is a Sikh who was mistaken for a muslim after the events of 9/11. His neighbors for 5 years have turned on him and now are throwing rocks at him to alleviate their anger while he is biking to his minimum wage job as a janitor at the local burger king, trying to make money for a family that doesn't love him anymore

Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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