- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

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