- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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