A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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How you know when dislextic

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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*Science Teacher goes into his class* Teacher:MR MCAAAAAAAN! What's the answer?! MrMccann: I dunno sir. Teacher: WHAT DO YA MEAN YA DUNNO?! HAVE I EVER ASKED YOU A QUESTION YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO?! MrMcann: No Teacher:Then answer this. JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN DO YOU KNOW THE ANSWER?!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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