- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

if you don't like this you're gay

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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