- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

A guy walks into a bar

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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