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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

"...."-Hellen Keller

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Roses are red, violets are blue, grass is green, sky is blue, dirt is brown, fire is orange, water is transparent, powder is white

Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

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