- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

every knight i see an owl at window

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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