A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Why? Why not?

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

5 Italian guys from Long Island

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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