- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Alchohol.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

Your girlfriend.

What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

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