- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Phew... it's gone.

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Smeg...

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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