- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

every knight i see an owl at window

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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