Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

What comes after 69? 70

Are you black? Kill yourself.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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