Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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SHUT UP JP

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What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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I? Everett

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What is the difference?

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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Tunechi

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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