- Anti Joke

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

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Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Me

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..