- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

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