- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

Male leadership.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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