- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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