- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

A man died.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

A black man walks out of a police station

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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