Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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A russian gives away vodka.

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Why are women so obsessed with not having penises? I'm serious. Imagine an ordinary woman out there, who is not doing any of the activities that the women-not-having-penises thing is famous for. But I can pretty much guarantee that under her clothes at that very moment, she isn't having a penis. And for no good reason. Sometimes I suspect women keep up the no-penis thing even in their sleep. Frankly, I find that creepy. Why are women so obsessed with not having penises?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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