How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What's 2+2? Fish

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Your're racist.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

you see theres this guy.

Large 4

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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