What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

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A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

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Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

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What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

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the story of the two kings, bourne and brendan They were numbercrunching hardcore one night in the hills of arathi basin when the mailbrethren gave them a message from the almighty rogue of orgimar. This rogue challenged the two kings, codenames as follows: bourne (hunt cair) and brendan (worgensRsick). obviously bourne was a ret pally and brendan was a holy priest, representing the alliance faction because they dont belive in the corrupt (actual quote from J3b, "the kitty slayer tauren"). The duel would take place in the arena of hyjal, a place where heat blows from below, and sucks hard. Hyjal was once a place where the almighty druids had meetings of total epicness and made love in the flowers. Of course, taurens were very attracted to the mentally ill cows, and created j3b's character, foulmeat. When the two kings arrived, the rogue was actually in stealth, a goblin subtley rogue of vast strength and agil. His resil rating was at an astonishing 89k rating. He made n00bs spooge over their keyboards. The epic duel began when the rogue sapped both kings and ambushed bourne. Bourne legacy was hurt badly and had 15% health. Brendan's step brother came in and surprised attacked the rogue and took him to half health. his name was dalyquestsbedone. But all of a sudden, the world of azeroth was sucked in by the depths of the maelastrom of deathwing, and everyone died. All the players relogged and did it all over again. ˜´??

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Why was the old lady sad? Her husband was raped by an angry gallon of milk.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

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Why didn't the black guy get paid for doing work hard at labor? it was the year of 1860!!

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Why did jimmy cross the road? Because that was the direction the cannon was pointing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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