- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

knock knock? come in

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

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