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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Long joke Your such a downey

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

your mom was so fat that she died.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

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