Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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Cheese

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how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

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What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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Get up Look in the mirror

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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An Italian man with a very thick accent decides to travel to America. On arriving, he decides to take a taxi and tour the nearby city. The man, feeling hungry after a while, chooses to stop at a bakery. Upon entering the bakery, the man walks up to the display of bread, and points at the loaves of bread he wanted, calling to the baker "I want 2 piece." The baker, not understanding the man's accent asks the man to repeat what he said. So the man repeats, "I want 2 piece, right here, right now." "Sure thing," the baker says, and gives the man the loaves of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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