Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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