- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

why is this joke funny because your laughing

Balls

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Matthew Baker

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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