Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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