Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

why did the blue berry cross the road

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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