- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

. . I am a whale

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Once, I went to Peru.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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