- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

knock knock knock knock ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

cory is gay

Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

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