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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

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There were three men in a race: Crap, Manners, and Shut Up. During the race, Crap fell and Manners stopped to pick him up, Shut Up kept on speeding. The police stopped him. Here is there converstation: Police 1: Whats your name? Shut Up: Shut Up Police 2: Wheres your manners? Shut Up: Back there picking up crap.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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