What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

roses are red poo is poo

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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