- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Cameron is a r e t a r d

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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