- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

Knock Knock. Doors open

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

Why was the man sad? His wife left

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

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