Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

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I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

what goes boo a sock

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

The government

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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