- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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