- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

Cameron is a r e t a r d

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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