- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

I C U P White stuff

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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