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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Jordan is pregant

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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