- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

How will the world end? That information is unknown

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

So a horse walks into a barn.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

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