- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

So a horse walks into a barn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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