There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

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What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

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Equal rights!

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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