Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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Knock Knock Who's there

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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Anti Joke

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