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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

whats green and slimy? green slim

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.