if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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There was a man driving his truck down a dark road, half way down the road he see's a man walking alone. He stops beside him, winds down his window and says "Oi mate, need a lift"? The man replies "yeah sure, but can i sleep in the back of the truck"? The driver replies "Yeah sure" later on as the man is sleeping he hears a big bang. "what was that" the man asks. The driver says "Don't worry i just hit a cow, go back to sleep". time goes by and he hears another bang. "W-what was that". "Don't worry i just hit a moose, go back to sleep and ill wake you when we arrive". Few moments latter he hears a tick tick bang. He gets up and yells "What was that"? The driver replies "Dont worry mate i just hit a aboriginal" The man replies "What was those two ticks before that"?. The driver says "I had to drive through two fences to hit the bastard"

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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AIDS

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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I'm hungry.

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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DEATH.

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^ That's not even funny ^

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

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so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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Anti Joke

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