- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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