- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

So a horse walks into a barn.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Remember IRON MAN 3! Subscribe to www.prettypleasehelpmeforgethatpieceofshitmovie.com

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

How will the world end? That information is unknown

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

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