What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

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Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

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Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

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what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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