- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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