- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

my gramma died

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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