Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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