- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

America

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

A sober Irish individual.

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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