- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

your no better than a cockroach

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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