Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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