- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

knock knock? come in

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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