Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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