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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

Chuck Norris and 2 other cowboys were out in the old west. After a long day of travel in the desert, the three of them set up camp for the night. Having sat around their fire silently for some time, the first of the cowboys decided to speak up. "You know," he said, "I believe I am the manliest man here! Why, this one time I was riding all alone through the desert on my manly horse when I stumbled upon a town that had no name. Upon entering the town, I realized that the townspeople were in a panic. Everyone was fleeing for their lives and screaming. So I grabbed the nearest woman to me around the neck and demanded of her, 'What the hell is going on around here?!!!' The woman, terrified, only managed to stammer and point. Low and behold, there was a wild bull skewering people through the heart. So, what did I do? I got down off my tall horse and grabbed the bull by the horns and looked him straight in the eyes, broke his neck, crushed his testicles, rammed my fist into his chest, pulled out his heart and ate it! That is how much of a man I am!" There was silence quite for a while. Soon the other cowboy cleared his voice and said: "You, know, that's pretty good, but I am more of a man than that! Why, this one time, me and a few of my manly buddies were off on a horse trip. I was bringing up the rear of the line when all of a sudden I heard a commotion at the front of the line. Kicking my fine horse with my spurs, I raced ahead to see what was the matter. Low and behold, there was a twenty-foot rattler that had consumed my friend whole! So, what did I do? I got down off my tall horse and ran over to the snake, grabbed him around the neck, crushed his testicles, bit off his head, sucked the venom from its cold, lifeless body and then spit it upon the dry ground like acid! That is how much of a man I am!" After this, there was another silence. The two cowboys looked one another over, each recognizing the other to be a fine specimen of what it is to be a man. They then both patiently waited to hear Chuck Norris' response. But there was only silence. Off in the distance an owl hooted. A coyote howled. Still, silence. Chuck Norris didn't say a word; he merely continued to sit calmly and stir the coals of the fire with his penis.

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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