Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Well this is pointless.....

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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