- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

i hate non minorities!

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

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