- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

there once was a frog with no leggs

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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