What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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Face...tastes like chicken!

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

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Can I ask you a question? You just did

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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