- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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