- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

12/23/2012

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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