Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

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A carpenter walks into a bar. After ordering some wine he tells the bartender that one of his 12 friends will betray him. He also says that once he was captured, the government will execute him on a wooden cross for everyone to see. The bartender in disbelief says to the man "You gotta be kiddin' me, do you think you're Jesus or something?" The man throws his glass of wine to the floor, grabs the bartender by his collar, and says "Hey man, I ordered red wine, not white wine you bastard!" After a few minutes, a group of nurses escort the insane loon back to the mental clinic. The bartender never saw the man again and proceeds to sweep that mess the psycho left on the floor.

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Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

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Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

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The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

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If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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