- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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