what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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