- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

Why didn't the black lady become a doctor? After being awarded a Guggenheim Achievement Grant for film, she decided rather than going to school for her doctorate to instead spend time traveling in India, doing service work with the country's rather large homeless population.

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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