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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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13 =B you just learned something

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

I have an idea! You leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

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Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

13 =B you just learned something

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

I have an idea! You leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

Urban ghettos

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves