- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

bite me

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

what's black and can't swim?

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.