- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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