- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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