Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

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Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

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What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

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What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

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What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

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Knock, Knock Who's there Cluck Cluck who? Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck - proceed to bob head and flap wings - cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck

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A man, John, is talking amongst a group of friends. He tells a racist joke and sees that one of his colored friends, Mark, is laughing at his joke, but John can tell that Mark's offended. John later apologizes to his friend because that is the right thing to do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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