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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What's brown an sticky Shit

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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