Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

thumb_up thumb_down +1

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

thumb_up thumb_down +1

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Women's rights.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

thumb_up thumb_down +1

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

thumb_up thumb_down +1

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

thumb_up thumb_down +1

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops