- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

A man walks into a vagina

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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