what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

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Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

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What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

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what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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