- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

ask me if i am a tree. no.

Womens rights

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

A muslim paints Mohammed

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? He got many things, because everyone felt bad for him. Someone even brought him into their house so he could have Christmas dinner. On Christmas Day someone gave him fifty dollars to spend on food for his family. Only thing is, he didn't have a family.

What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

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