Obama = ebola

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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Rush Limbaugh

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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Who is John Galt?

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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